Things that bug me

Things that bug me

1. Will Ferrell Movies (and people that quote them) The guy was funny on SNL , I get it, yea and he was good in Old School, but that also had Vince Vaughan and Luke Wilson. But really Mr. Ferrell you dont always have to be in character and pick better movies. (Talladaga Nights , Land of the Lost, that ice skating movie SUCKED)
2. People Who Walk Slowly Thru Crosswalks: I mean I am polite, I speed up through the cross walk if there is a car turning. Why do people not understand this concept.They walk like they are strolling thru the fucking forest on a nice fall day in New England. Walk fast you dick!
3. Skinny Jeans on dudes: I just dont get it, sorry.
4. Big Beefy All Cotton T-Shirts with streched out collars: yea I like a snug fit, a baby gap if you will. The smaller the shirt the bigger the muscle.
5. Nickelback: I m not explaining this, if you dont understand why then stop reading
6. Hipsters: your not hip to the scene if your just like everyone else, sorry buying your clothes from Urban Outfitters does not make you unique and hip.
7. People who talk to me on airplanes when I clearly want to do other things: I dont want to hear about your grandson in Oklahoma or your recent trip to the dentist. They are called headphones and they are plugged into my ears for a reason.
8. People who fall asleep in the aisle seat when I am in the middle and I have to pee: Really, I dont not like them, I just am to passive aggressive and polite to wake them up, so I hold it for hours
9. Shitty, old, suped up cars with spoilers and loud speakers driven by a teenager with pimples and a flat brim hat: Why is your car so loud kid, I mean do you want everyone to stop and stare and think, wow that is a shitty car. And also how do you hear any music with that bass. Never mind your hearing, I cant hear my music when your pulled up next to me.
10. The Olive Garden, Ruby Tuesdays, Chilis , or any other chain restaurant. Why are these places so popular. Especially Olive Garden, I mean on any given weekend in Az, the Olive Garden is packed with a crowd that looks like they are waiting for a Beatles Reunion. If you want Olive Garden so bad, go home, make some pasta, dump a massive amount of olive oil on it, then slowly urinate on it, let it sit for 10 minutes. Then buy some franzia and call it a night.